wishful eyes
Okay, Ben just showed this to me and I had to share. It's simpy too good:

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

Oh dear, *wipes tears*, that was a good laugh.

So, tonight kinda sucked. I had to work instead of going to commencement. And, at work, some guy figured, y'know, there's a new jenna jameson (porn star) biography and it has pictures in it... I know! let's rip the pictures out, bring them into the public washroom and jack off all over the fucking floor. Yeah! That sounds great!

NO! NOT a good idea!

So I cleaned cum instead of hanging out with my friends whom I haven't seen in a while. It was good times.

School's going ok, I made an effort and it minorly paid off. I'm going downtown tomorrow and blowing my paycheck. And hanging out... alone. Which will also be good times.